"You know nothing about me Sucker-berg", Colbert said, mocking the site's creator Mark Zuckerberg.
The studio audience finds this just as amusing as Colbert, who says this is the best news he's heard all day. At one point, he revealed that he actually had a conversation with Trump on the day he was sacked, though the president made no mention of his decision to him.
It's unclear if the network ran the story under the headline Colbert claimed.
Colbert nodded to the #DeleteFacebook social media movement, in which people delete - or at least announce intent to delete - their Facebook accounts as a statement against the company's management, and mismanagement of its users' data.
Colbert was obviously joking, as he went on to explain just how far off CNN was when they said Carvey was on Saturday Night Live. The current headline on CNN's website reads: "Iconic "SNL" star spoofs Trump staffing pick". Colbert also pointed out the differences between his show and SNL: "It was a Wednesday". He said, "It was a Wednesday, we tape during the day, and it's not live".
To end things on a lighter note, the 53-year-old chose to look at the brighter side by saying it was still nice to get some attention and recognition. After showing a clip of the president speculating that he was even better at construction than being president, the comedian said, "Don't sell yourself short, sir: You suck at both".
You may also remember that Moira's origin video showed her in a Blackwatch uniform too so perhaps she'll be receiving a new skin. The event will run from April 10 through 30, and pit you and three friends up against omnics running rampant through London.
You should also pre-program your GPS and adjust your seats, mirrors, climate controls and sound systems before hitting the road. Josh Lawson said all drivers caught texting behind the wheel will be stopped and fined.
The Broncos reportedly engaged the Redskins in a possible deal for Cravens a month ago. "I guess some things never change". He joins a Broncos defensive backfield that includes safeties Darian Stewart, Justin Simmons, Will Parks and Jamal Carter.
Meanwhile Wednesday, lawmakers moved forward on legislation to change when a governor must call a special election. The GOP-controlled Legislature plans to vote next week on a bill changing the special election law.
Luis Severino (1-0) pitched 5 2/3 scoreless innings for the Yankees , who won their opener for the first time since 2011. RHP Justin Verlander will have his first Opening Day start for the Houston Astros and his 10th career Opening Day start.
The new policy was outlined in "Identification and Monitoring of Pregnant Detainees" a directive Homan sent in December 2017. Officials say it's unclear how many women who would have been released under the old policy will now be held.
Friday night's drawing also produced two $1 million winning tickets, where players in OH and Texas matched all five white balls. The recipient could choose the $521 million annuity payment option, doled out over the course of 29 years.
Trump, who has criticized his attorney general over Twitter several times, will presumably take issue with Sessions' decision. This comes after Attorney General Jeff Sessions and members of Congress requested such an investigation.
CHELSEA Vs TOTTENHAM | Conte Reveals Match Tactics
Meanwhile, Manchester United who trails the league leaders Manchester City by 16 points will be hosting Swansea City on Saturday. Chelsea will take on Tottenham Hotspur for the battle of the final UEFA Champions League spot on Sunday.
Lions split doubleheader to open conference play
SOUTH TORRANCE 9, WINSLOW 5; McQUEEN 5, SOUTH TORRANCE 2 The Spartans split a pair of games in the second day of the tournament. In Game 1, Ashton Lambeth threw a complete-game one-hitter for the Panthers (17-9), striking out two and walking two.
SpaceX successfully launch ten satellites into orbit
Musk said SpaceX will conduct helicopter drop tests with payload fairings in the coming weeks to improve recovery efforts. Well, the good news at least is that SpaceX does not expect to face a similar issue with its next launch.
Cavaliers get Love back from injury
After Saturday's home game against the Pelicans , the Cavaliers have six games to go in the regular season, all but two at home. The Pelicans rank 10th in rebounds per game (44.2) while the Cavaliers rank 22nd in rebounds allowed per game (43.9).
Students Flock To DC For The March For Our Lives
Hogg, in his speech at March for Our Lives in Washington, said the goal is to make gun control a central issue in every election. Weitz said teachers and staff have had a few conversations on the topic but not a formal conversation with administrators.
Pulse shooting jurors break after first day of deliberations
The Pulse nightclub shooter planned to attack Disney World , according to his wife, but changed his mind at the last minute. She was abused by her husband, who cheated on her with other women and concealed much of his life from her, they said.
Sea of Thieves Already Plagued by Hackers
Microsoft and Rare have announced that Sea of Thieves has already managed to break two records for the Xbox One and Windows 10. Craig Duncan and Joe Neate run players through the current long list of problems that Sea of Thieves is facing.